(Poll created March 9, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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You're out walking your dog in a public park, and notice a woman about 20 feet off the path has let her dog poop, and didn't clean it up.

What do you do?

Avoid stepping in it
Let my dog poop in the same place
Offer the woman a poop bag
Tell her about the poop law
Clean up after her
Take her picture and email it to the police department
Dial 911 on your cell phone and report her
Look for a policeman to report her
Poop is natural. No issue.
Ignore it and keep walking
Ask the mayor to hire more poop police
Make a citizen's arrest
Tell her that our kids also play in this park
Call Obama
If she looks available, strike up a conversation about dog poop.
Ask her to clean it up
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