(Poll created March 7, 2010)
Submitted by editor

It's 9 AM on a weekday in the downtown business area of a city. A 30ish clean cut black man in a business suit with a diamond in his front teeth approaches you and asks for directions to the Federal Court House (about 5 blocks away). He makes sure you see he is carrying a loaded gun in a shoulder holster under his jacket.

What thoughts go through your mind?


Choose all that apply
Maybe I can get him to shoot that pooping dog in the park
Am I in Texas?
Are you a lawyer?
I'm sure glad he's around in case something bad happens
Show him the Court House on your iPhone
Is that legal?
Didn't the FBI tell you where their office is?
It's a good thing I forgot my wallet
Should I tell him I'm carrying my gun concealed?
I wonder if he is selling drugs
Hi, Sailor - that holster and just don't match. No thir-ee
How long have you been a detective?
Give him directions to the police station
Do I look like a terrorist?
Thank God for the 2nd amendment
He sure knows the law
Tell him hell I dont know Im new in town .
I need to dial 911 right now and report this
Why do you have a diamond in your tooth ?
Just give him the directions to the courthouse.
You can afford a diamond in your tooth but not a GPS unit.
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