(Poll created March 1, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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According to USA Today, chicken wings are so popular now that the prices are the highest they have been since the 1970s...

What should the Federal Government do about this?

Conduct a survey to see if rich people are hoarding wings
Create a rationing system for wings
Impose a wing tax
Fund university research into the gender inequity of wing consumption
Order like the rest of us ... and SHUT the HELL UP!
Allow nobody to eat wings so everyone has none and we're equal
Release wings from the Federal Emergency Wing Reserve
End the ethanol from grain subsidy
Leap from tall buildings with a distictive capon.
Release NOW the Porkulus funds earmarked for the development of a 3 wing chicken
Allow chicken breast to be called "boneless wings"
Tax profits from selling wings at 95%
Impose price controls on wings
Write a song...so we call all "Wing Along"
Produce PSAs warning about the dangers of choking on a wing
Give USDA $100 billion more to study how to get more from each wing seed planted
Stay out of our lives !!!!!
Require chickens to have 4 wings
Conduct hearings with baseball players and GM automotive competitors.
Fine USA today for creating a panic
Pass out vouchers to poor people for free wings
Produce TV shows warning of Peak Wings
Nothing.
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