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Your 11 year old neighbor girl mentions in conversation that last night she had a glass of wine with dinner at home with her parents.
What do you do now?
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Pray for her soul
Discuss John, Chapter 2
Say "That's nice" and change the subject
Call child protective services
Ask her what she thinks about drinking wine with dinner
Marvel that someone actually has dinner with their children
Dial 911
Do nothing at all, aside from mind my own business
Call Roman Polanski for pick up lines.
Offer her some vodka
Ask about the vintage of the wine
Talk to the parents about this next time I see them
Investigate whichever cult they belong to.
You realize you've woken up in France and wonder how you got there.
Show her your wine collection
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