(Poll created January 21, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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A reputable polling organization calls you and asks you to participate in a poll about Christian bigotry against Islam.

What do you do?

Tell them my name is Morris Dees
Pretend that I'm late for church and have to go
Tell them the truth
Tell them I'm a muslim - Allah Akbar
Deny that I'm a Christian
Tell them what they want to hear
Play audio of Daniel Pearl's head being cut off
Tell them to kiss my red, white and blue American ass.
I don't have a phone
Open their eyes as to why their poll is inflammatory.
Ask about the poll in Saudi Arabia about anti-Christian bigotry
My phone will NOT accept calls from strangers
Ask if the Department of Homeland Security is funding the survey
Hang up the phone
I refuse to answer this question
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